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Fruit, Frogs & Funny Things Pet Costumes
Fruit, Frogs & Funny Things Pet Costumes
Made for play and enrichment. Review the size, materials, and supervision guidance to make sure it suits your pet.
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About this product
Ordering for Halloween?
Good costumes take the scenic route, they don’t zoom on a broom!
We ship in 1–3 business days, then 7–14 more will loom.
That’s about 2–3 weeks, so orders placed right now
may arrive after October 31, a heads-up, and a bow.
Because apparently being a dog wasn't cute enough.
One minute they're perfectly respectable pets.
The next?
There's a banana walking through the living room.
A frog demanding snacks.
A carrot chasing the mailman.
And something suspiciously resembling a radish asleep on the couch.
Duchess takes one look at the lineup.
“You're not putting me in the banana.”
Kingsley is already excited.
“WAIT... I CAN BE A FROG?!”
Cat looks around the room.
“You people need hobbies.”
Welcome to Fruit, Frogs & Funny Things Pet Costumes — a ridiculously cute collection of cozy hooded outfits made for pets who have absolutely no say in what their humans think is adorable.
Pick Your Funny Thing
Choose from 7 different styles:
Love Sweater
Frog
Apple
Banana
Carrot
Elk
White Radish
Fruit? Check.
Frog? Obviously.
Elk? Sure, why not?
At this point, we're just seeing how much dignity our pets are willing to sacrifice.
Cozy Meets Ridiculous
Made from soft, lightweight cloth, these hooded pet outfits are designed to add a little extra warmth during cooler fall and winter weather without turning dress-up time into a bulky production.
The drawstring hood adds the finishing touch to each silly little character.
They're great for:
Halloween fun
Fall and winter walks
Holiday photos
Parties and family gatherings
Everyday dress-up
Creating photographic evidence your pet will never forgive you for
Sizes
XS • S • M • L • XL • 2XL
Please measure your pet and check the size chart before ordering rather than choosing a size based only on what they normally wear.
Sizing can vary, and getting the right fit will make dress-up time much more comfortable for your pet.
Size Chart
| Size | Bust / Chest | Back Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 32 cm (12.6 in) | 20 cm (7.9 in) |
| S | 38 cm (15.0 in) | 25 cm (9.8 in) |
| M | 44 cm (17.3 in) | 30 cm (11.8 in) |
| L | 50 cm (19.7 in) | 35 cm (13.8 in) |
| XL | 56 cm (22.0 in) | 40 cm (15.7 in) |
| 2XL | 62 cm (24.4 in) | 45 cm (17.7 in) |
Material
Cloth
What's Included
1 × Pet Costume
A Little Common Sense From Cat
Always supervise your pet while they're wearing clothing or costumes.
Make sure your pet can comfortably walk, see, breathe, and move while dressed up. Remove the outfit if your pet seems uncomfortable or decides that being a banana has become an unacceptable violation of their dignity.
Duchess already decided.
Kingsley would like to try the frog next.
Cat refuses to participate.
Just another perfectly normal day at The FurEver Friends Store.
✈ Shipping: Ships from our international warehouse, usually arrives in 7–14 business days.
